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2010-03-22T04:01:00.000-07:00

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FUNNY CELEBRITY PICTURES

COMPUTER JOKES AND FUNNY PICTURES

FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES

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FUNNY CARTOONS

2010-03-21T03:36:00.000-07:00

FUNNY CARTOONS

THESE ARE SOME CLEAN FUNNY CARTOONS !!

WHY BABIES SHOULD WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR

FUNNY SANTA CLAUS PICTURES AND CARTOONS

COMPUTER IN THE STONE AGE

A DOCTORS DEDICATION

BOYS IN BLACK

MOST TASTELESS CARTOON

OZONE LAYER DEPLETION HAZARDS

APRIL FOOL

SUICIDE HELPLINE

NO MORE EXCUSES

THE CHICK GOT UP LATE

LAZY KID

DONT TAKE UR MOM WITH UR BOY FRIEND

IF U DRINK OFTEN

EINSTEIN'S LAST FAMILY PHOTO

AFTER EXTINGUISHING FIRE

ANIMALS VS HUMANS

WHY DO WE NEED FRIENDS

FAIRY TALE

JUST DO IT (SUICIDE)

SNAKE HANGS ITSELF

HOW KIDS SOLVE PROBLEMS

DONT ASK FOR HELP

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COKE AND DIET COKE

BABY SITTING IS VERY EASY

LOOK BEFORE U DIVE

LOST IN A TUNNEL

WRONG POST BOX

A WOMEN'S WISH

HOW WAS THE ELEPHANT BORN

FROG LEGS

COCO COLA DOPE TEST

LOST PUPPY

BETTER BATHROOM JOB

HORROR MOVIE FOR CHICKS

MAGICAL MISTAKE

DONT FEED THE BEARS

HUMAN MOUSE

RUMP ROAST SELECTION

FUNNY PICTURES

2010-03-20T03:35:00.000-07:00

FUNNY PICTURES

This is a list of some CLEAN FUNNY PICTURES !

FUTURE OF BOLLYWOOD (AFTER THIRTY YEARS)

FUNNY MATHEMATICAL SOLUTIONS

INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS - IRAQ - SITUATION REVIEW

CRAZY BIKER

A SHEEPS HAIRSTYLE

COOL BOTTLE OPENER

GIRLS ARE EVIL

NOKIA'S NEW CELL PHONE

STUCK IN MID AIR

ALGEBRAIC SOLUTION ~ LOGICAL INSTEAD

DRIVING SCHOOL

ARE U DRUNK ~ TEST URSELF

SPEED THRILLS BUT KILLS

SUSPICIOUS WIFE'S KNIFE SET !

COOL CUPS

COOL WAYS OF ADVERTISING

SMOKING KILLS

FUNNY ADVERTISEMENTS !

WHY MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA(2)

EXAMS KILL US

MOTOCROSS MADNESS

DONT DRINK AND FLY

FASHION RULES THE WORLD

NASA'S SPONSORS

DRUNKEN KITTY

WINDY PARADE

FUNNY JOKES

2010-03-19T03:34:00.000-07:00

FUNNY JOKES

PRINCE CHARLES WEDDING

DUMB GIRLS

DO COMPUTERS HAVE A GENDER?

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A PRISON AND AN OFFICE

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES

LESSONS TO BE LEARNT WHILE TYPING EMAIL ADRESS

CUSTOMER AND WAITER JOKES

KOOL FUNNY JOKES

TOP TEN THINGS DAD WOULD NEVER SAY

PILOTS GO BLIND

CLASS(Y) JOKES

DEATH AT 11 AM

ANT AND ELEPHANT JOKES

WHAT TO DO WHEN U GET BORED

TOP JOKES AS DECLARED BY LAUGHLAB

DONT MESS WITH ENGINEERS

LIVING IN 2006

WHY INDIANS CANT BE TERRORISTS

ITS A GIRLS WORLD

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

FUNNY SMS AND FUNKY SMS (SMS'S)

2010-03-17T03:31:00.000-07:00

FUNNY SMS......FUNKY SMS

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(1)

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(2)

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(3)

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(4)

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(5)

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION(6)

Its a girls world

Different Countries with their Romantic meanings

FUNNY SPORT PICTURES

2010-03-16T03:28:00.000-07:00

FUNNY SPORT PICTURES / SPORT JOKES

Funny Football Shots !

Funny Football Shots(2)

Crazy Football Promotion

Adidas

Sporty Shots

Soccer not allowed !

FUNNY CELEBRITY PICTURES AND JOKES

2010-03-15T03:25:00.000-07:00

FUNNY CELEBRITY PICTURES

FUNNY PICTURES OF BUSH

Selected area is empty

Its BUSH again !

FUNNY PICTURES OF Monalisa ~ the Beauty

Monalisa Travles Around The World

Monalisa goes Crazy

FUNNY PICTURES OF MICHAEL JACKSON ~ THE KING OF POP !

Michael with simpson

Michael's face

The Ugly Side of Michael Jackson

BEATIFUL BOLLYWOOD
FUTURE OF BOLLYWOOD (AFTER THIRTY YEARS)

COMPUTER JOKES AND FUNNY PICTURES

2010-03-14T03:24:00.000-07:00

FUNNY COMPUTER PICTURES / INTERNET JOKES

Funny Microsoft
Microsoft Vista
Drag and Drop in Windows
The New E-AGE
Reasons for u to STOP Chatting
Honest Dog Chat
LOG IN Problems
Intelligent Computer Operator
Computer AGE
Intelligent Computer Opertator
Virus JOKE
Internet can SAVE one's Life

FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES

2010-03-13T03:23:00.000-08:00

FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES AND JOKES

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Animals versus humans
Lost Puppy
Human Mouse
Horror Movie For Chicks
Frog Legs Aint Tasty
Dont Feed the Bears
How was The Elephant Born
Lost in a Tunnel
The Chick got up Late
A Snake Hangs itself
Drunken kitty
A Sheeps Hairstyle
Ant and elephant Jokes
Dictator Mouse

FAVOURITES BASKET !

2010-03-12T03:32:00.000-08:00

FAVOURITES BASKET

These are my all time Favourite FUNNY PICTURES , CARTOONS , JOKES

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FUNNY BABY PICTURES-WHY BABIES SHOULD WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR !

ITS BUSH AGAIN

Selected Bush Area is Empty

Monalisa goes CRAZY

WHY MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN

It happens only in INDIA

It happens only in INDIA(2)

FUTURE OF BOLLYWOOD (AFTER THIRTY YEARS)

Rump Roast Selection

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TEN Things DAD would never say

TOP JOKES AS DECLARED BY LAUGH LAB

Living In 2006

It's a GIRLS WORLD

FUNNY SANTA CLAUS CARTOONS AND PICTURES - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

2006-12-10T01:55:00.000-08:00

FUNNY SANTA CLAUS CARTOONS AND PICTURES

This is a Small collection of Funny Santa Claus Pictures and Cartoons

How Santa Claus became RED !

Access Denied to Santa Claus

Santa Hates Kids !

How are Icicles Formed ?

Santa Security

A Flat

Santa on a Plane

Strange Santa

Santa Got Stuck!

A Warning to Santa !

Santa's Measurements

Santa Killed !

Computers DO Have A Gender

2006-11-29T09:41:00.000-08:00

Computers DO Have A Gender

Five reasons computers must be female...

5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message, "Bad command or file name," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

In the interest of gender equality ...

TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE

5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.

4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection.

3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.

2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already got so much invested in the darn thing that they're compelled to remain with an underpowered system.

1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention.

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A PRISON AND AN OFFICE

2006-11-29T09:40:00.000-08:00

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A PRISON AND AN OFFICE

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

DUMB GIRLS

2006-11-29T09:37:00.000-08:00

DUMB GIRLS

DUMB GALZ...

> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant

> you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank

> you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman

> said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most

> beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this

> wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an

> Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,

> because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for

> me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her

> second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the

> world.

> And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's

> okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired

> about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop

> here and continue feeling good.

> Male readers: Please scroll down.

> ITS JUST CLASSIC

> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really

> smart.

> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES

2006-11-29T09:35:00.000-08:00

husband and wife jokes

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. " You're still getting the same service !"

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ."

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. " But I don't know her well enough ."

A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, " I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer bac

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now ."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, " Yes I am, I married the wrong man.

prince's wedding!

2006-11-29T09:17:00.000-08:00

In Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe

3. Australia lost the Ashes

4. Pope Died

In Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)

3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)

4. Pope Died (again)

Moral of the story -

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry... please warn the Pope............

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address

2006-11-29T09:08:00.000-08:00

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

customer and waiter jokes

2006-11-27T10:07:00.000-08:00

customer and waiter jokes

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

2006-11-27T09:26:00.000-08:00

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try

again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We

occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's

just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa

marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and

now

it's in flames!!!

FUTURE OF BOLLYWOOD (AFTER THITRY YEARS)

2006-11-20T08:42:00.000-08:00

BOLLYWOOD AFTER THIRTY YEARS

AISHWARYA RAI IN THE FUTURE (AFTER THIRTY YEARS)

THE BIG B AFTER THIRTY YEARS

AJAY DEVGAN AFTER THIRTY YEARS

A R RAHMAN AFTER THIRTY YEARS

PREITY ZINTA AFTER THIRY YEARS

MANISHA KOIRALA AFTER THIRTY YEARS

KAREENA KAPOOR AFTER THIRTY YEARS

ANUPAM KHER AFTER THIRTY YEARS

AMISHA PATEL AFTER THIRTY YEARS

AKSHAY KUMAR AFTER THIRTY YEARS

MADHURI DIXIT AFTER THIRY YEARS

INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS !!!!!

2006-11-01T10:00:00.000-08:00

A GLIMPSE OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQ

FUNNY MATHEMATICAL SOLUTIONS

2006-11-01T09:25:00.000-08:00

The way mathematical geniuses solve problems

This student surely knows his limitations !

U dont need to know properties of triangles in order to find "x"

Do u know what trigonometry is ?

CRAZY BIKER

2006-10-23T00:21:00.000-07:00

HAIR STYLE OF A SHEEP

2006-10-23T00:17:00.000-07:00

THE UGLY SIDE OF MICHAEL JACKSON !

2006-10-23T00:09:00.000-07:00

A COOL BOTTLE OPENER!

2006-10-23T00:00:00.000-07:00

ANY COMMENTS!

GIRLS ARE EVIL

2006-10-12T12:05:00.000-07:00

COMPUTER IN THE STONE AGE

2006-10-12T11:29:00.000-07:00

ITS A GIRLS WORLD

2006-10-12T11:27:00.000-07:00

ITS A GIRLS WORLD

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, if a boy laughs loudly he's mannerless.

if a gal is shopin, she is trendy, if boy is shopin he is wastin money!!

if gals walk in a group, its a group. if boys walk in a group, its a gang!!

if gal cant cum 4 a date she is busy n if boy can't cum he is avoiding!!

if gal talks sweetly she is charmng if boy talks sweetly he is flirt!!

if gal is silent she is feeling sad and if boy is silent he is being rude!!

...................................very true indeed

NOKIA'S NEW CELL PHONE

2006-09-18T23:29:00.000-07:00

NOKIA'S NEW CELL PHONE---THE 007 MODEL

A DOC'S DEDICATION

2006-09-18T23:27:00.000-07:00

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BOYS IN BLACK

2006-09-18T23:25:00.000-07:00

bib of the sesame street

STUCK IN MID AIR!!!!!!

2006-09-18T23:22:00.000-07:00

POOR GUYS INDEED

MICROSOFT VISTA ........OTHER MICROSOFT JOKES ;-)

2006-09-18T01:30:00.000-07:00

THE ADVANTAGES OF MICROSOFT VISTA....

WINDOWS HELP IS SOOO HELPFUL...

thaaat pin is sooo annoying!!!!!!!!!
to see an enlarged image click here
this pic is really good

MICROSOFT'S HIDDEN SETTINGS.....

HOW TO COPY AND PASTE ... ;)

FUNNY SMS AND FUNKY SMS'S

2006-09-08T07:24:00.000-07:00

HERE ARE SOME FUNY TEXT MESSAGES AND FUNNY SMS'S

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

©2006
www.funnybone.co.nr
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SEE @ UR OWN RISK!

2006-09-02T12:24:00.000-07:00

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OZONE LAYER DEPLETION HAZARDS!

2006-09-02T12:23:00.000-07:00

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THE NEW E-AGE

2006-09-02T12:21:00.000-07:00

I-GREET

@-WILL

SPORTY SHOTS!!!!

2006-09-02T12:17:00.000-07:00

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE HIT THE WRONG BALL ;)

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APRIL FOOL

2006-09-02T12:11:00.000-07:00

WHOA HE MUST HAVE BEEN SCARED

ALGEBRAIC SOLUTION.....LOGICAL INSTEAD :-D

2006-09-02T12:07:00.000-07:00

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SUICIDE HELPLINE!!!

2006-09-02T12:05:00.000-07:00

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NO EXCUSES FROM NOW ON

2006-09-02T12:03:00.000-07:00

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THIS GUY GOT UP LATE!

2006-09-02T12:01:00.000-07:00

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NICE PICTURE

2006-09-02T11:58:00.000-07:00

REEEEEEEEALLY LAZY KID!!

2006-09-02T11:57:00.000-07:00

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A NOT SOO NICE JOKE!

2006-09-02T11:55:00.000-07:00

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PLEASE PRINT THIS OUT ...IF U DRINK OFTEN!

2006-09-02T11:52:00.000-07:00

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EINSTEIN'S LAST FAMILY PHOTO

2006-09-02T11:50:00.000-07:00

NO WONDER WHY HIS PARENTS WERE ANGRY WITH THEIR "INTELLIGENT" KID :)
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WHAT DO FIRE MEN DO AFTER EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE??

2006-09-02T11:48:00.000-07:00

THIS PIC HAS DA ANSWER

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HONEST DOG CHAT!

2006-09-02T11:45:00.000-07:00

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u probably wouldnt like to learn this stuff

2006-09-02T11:43:00.000-07:00

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2006-09-02T02:30:00.000-07:00

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ANIMALS .VS. HUMANS

2006-08-19T12:27:00.000-07:00

MICHAEL ONCE AGAIN

2006-08-19T12:22:00.001-07:00

TEST YOURSELF

2006-08-19T12:22:00.000-07:00

SPEEED THRILLS--BUT KILLS

2006-08-19T12:20:00.000-07:00

SUSPICIOUS WIFE

2006-08-19T12:17:00.000-07:00

COOL CUPS

2006-08-19T12:16:00.000-07:00

COOL WAYS OF ADVERTISING!

2006-08-19T12:15:00.000-07:00

SMOKING KILLS!!!!!!!

2006-08-19T12:12:00.000-07:00

--STOP SMOKING--

ADIDAS-FUNNY PICTURE

2006-08-19T12:09:00.000-07:00

FOOTBALL JOKES

2006-08-19T12:08:00.000-07:00

CRAZY FOOTBALL PROMOTION

OPTICAL ILLUSIONS!!!

2006-08-13T05:35:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A SETOF OPTICAL ILLUSIONS WHICH CONSISTS OF SOME "EYE ACHING" ILLUSIONS
SO BETTER BE CAREFUL DONT TRY TO SOLVE THEM U MAY LOSE UR EYES ;->

you take a look at the following picture , let me tell you ... it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving.

Follow the steps as indicated u will see something really "godly" in the following OPTICAL ILLUSION

the following optical illusion is a simple old one..yet fascinating

WELL do u see a man with spectacles in the following OPTICAL ILLUSION .....there is also a hidden word may be u have seen this before neways i've posted all the answers in comments

DO U SEE GRAY SQUARES IN BETWEEN THE BLACK ONE'S WHEN U CONCENTRATE ON THE GRAY ONES THEY DISAPPEAR...A COOL OPTICAL ILLUSION TRULY

ARE THE PURPLE LINES STRAIGHT OR CURVED ??

is this possible? COOL OPTICAL ILLUSION!

DID U LIKE THIS SET OF OPTICAL ILLUSIONS? WHAT DID U FEEL ABOUT THEM PLSSS DO COMENT !
and hey for more FUN AND JOKES JUST BROWSE MY ARCHIVES!

FUNNY ADVERTISEMENTS! ;-)

2006-08-12T10:52:00.000-07:00

hey wait for the shadow!

HEY THE CSE REPORTS SHOW THAT THERE ARE PESTICIDES IN COLA'S(in INDIA) WHAT ABOUT THIS ADVERTISEMENT!!

COLGATE REALLY WORKS HA!!

NOW WHAT IS DONALDS DOING IN THE BURGER KING!!.... MAY BE HE IS BORED OF MCDONALDS ;-)

I REALLY AM UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THIS......REALLY DAMN FUNNY

LOREAL BLONDE......

POLO TOUGH AND STRONG

SPIDEY VERSUS BAYGON =)

OH JESUS THIS PUEGOT IS REALLY FAST!!!

TIGER WOODS HAS A NICE AND A NIKE SMILE :-D

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

2006-08-06T00:04:00.000-07:00

A VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL THE READERS OF MY BLOG!

sorry for not posting these days..there is a big probem...INDIAN GOVT. has banned blogs! and has lifted the ban but my server ( L I S P-technologies) hasnt got enough technology through which it can ban only specific blogs as stated by the govt. of INDIA..so im unable to post images on blogger.....please can any one help me stating howto post on the same blogger platform(and not ne other host) ....please help me!!
regards,
SREENIVAS REDDY www.funnybone.co.nr

if ur facing same problems with your server and if u want to view access restricted websites or BLOGS! u may goto www.pkblogs.com and enter the blog name u want to view

FUNNY SMS'S--FUNKY SMS'S ;)

2006-08-04T20:02:00.000-07:00

1) If i need a brain for brain transplantation, i wud prefer ur's
Dont think ur genious . I want a brain which was never used

2) If u want to bring up ur baby & make him absolutely charming
& smart & gud lukin & cute & truthful & intelligent kid!
ASK MY PARENTS!!!!

3)Smart boy+Smart girl=Affair
Smart boy+Foolish girl=Pregnancy
Foolish boy+Smart girl=empty pockets
Foolish boy+Foolish girl=marriage

OOPS ERROR ..I WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!

2006-07-26T02:20:00.000-07:00

didu like this FUNNY PICTURE ...please do comment!

NICE JOKE-----Why Indians Can't be Terrorists

2006-07-26T01:44:00.000-07:00

Why Indians Can't be Terrorists
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.

2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!

3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NICE JOKE-------You know you’re living in 2006 when…

2006-07-26T01:43:00.000-07:00

You know you’re living in 2006 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
finally
16. You are viewing my website

ANY COMMENTS!

WHY MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN--

2006-07-25T00:56:00.000-07:00

liked this set of FUNNY PICTURES please comment!!!

MONALISA TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD~!

2006-07-25T00:48:00.000-07:00

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA!!!---------PART 2 JOKE

2006-07-25T00:35:00.001-07:00

NEW NAME

2006-07-24T09:09:00.000-07:00

DEAR VIEWERS,
U CAN ACCESS MY FUN-AND-JOKES BLOG WITH A NEW DOMAIN NAME www.funnybone.co.nr instead of the old loong blogspot domain name www.srinuswat.blogspot.com
ALTHOUGH ,THIS BLOG OPENS WITH BOTH url's
THANK U FOR UR CONSTANT SUPPORT
REGARDS,
SREENIVAS REDDY. (www.srinuswat.blogspot.com)

WHY DO WE NEED FRIENDS--FRIENDSHIP JOKE

2006-07-24T01:53:00.000-07:00

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MONA LISA GOES CRAAZY!!!!

2006-07-12T23:58:00.000-07:00

did u like this set of FUNNY PICTURES please comment

FAIRY TALE STORY!!!!

2006-07-12T23:47:00.000-07:00

(CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO GET A LARGER VIEW)
did u like this FUNNY PICTURE......please comment

JUST DO IT!!!!

2006-07-12T23:41:00.000-07:00

did u like this FUNNY PICTURE.... please comment!

HOW CAN A SNAKE HANG ITSELF!!!

2006-07-12T23:30:00.000-07:00

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA!!!

2006-07-12T23:26:00.000-07:00

how KIDS SOLVE PROBLEMS!!

2006-07-12T23:22:00.000-07:00

did u like this JOKE ..please comment

NEXT TIME BE CAREFUL BEFORE ASKING FOR HELP

2006-07-12T23:18:00.000-07:00

(click to enlarge and see )
NEXT TIME BE CAREFUL BEFORE ASKING FOR HELP

DICTATORSHIP RULE!!!!!

2006-07-12T23:15:00.000-07:00

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COKE AND DIET COKE

2006-07-12T23:12:00.000-07:00

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COKE AND DIET COKE

BABY SITTING IS VERY EASY!!

2006-07-12T23:06:00.000-07:00

YEAH IT IS

2006-07-08T22:33:00.000-07:00

wTODAY BEING THE FINAL OF THE FOOTBALL WORLD CUP 2006 GERMANY .......I WUD LIKE U TO PLAY THIS GAME ..hope its fun

source-freebloggames.com

A HEART TOUCHING STORY..

2006-07-08T06:17:00.000-07:00

ALTHOUGH MY BLOG IS ABOUT FUN AND JOKES.....STILL I COULDNT RESIST MYSELF FROM PUTTING THIS WONDERFUL STORY I RECEIVED IN A FORWARDED E-MAIL

A Story that touches your heart !A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-oldson waiting for him at the door...Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour""Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"The father was furious,"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some moneyto buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room andgo to bed.Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such thischildish behavior"The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy'squestions.How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,and started to think:"May be there was something he really needed to buy with thatRs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door."Are you asleep, son?" He asked."No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy."I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father."Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled."Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied."Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"

IF UR A PARENT WHO CAME ACROSS MY BLOG!!!! PLEASE LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!!

MORE FUNNY AND FUNKY SMS'S

2006-07-05T07:24:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A LIST OF MORE FUNKY , FUNNY SMS INCLUDIN ROMANTIC SMS,DATING SMS,FRIENDSHIP SMS, FINALLY EXAMINATION SMS

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

PREVIOUS COLLECTION OF MY SMS'S HERE

EXAMS KILL US!!!

2006-07-02T02:04:00.000-07:00

(CLICK TO ENLARGE AND SEE)

MOTOCROSS MADNESS

2006-07-01T09:53:00.000-07:00

Poor Driver

FUNNY SMS

2006-07-01T07:53:00.000-07:00

This is a funny sms which i have received recently

EQUATION 1:
STUDY=DONT FAIL

EQUATION 2:
DONT STUDY=FAIL

ADD EQUATIONS 1 AND 2
WE GET:

STUDY+DONT STUDY=FAIL+DONT FAIL

STUDY(1+DONT)=FAIL(1+DONT)

CANCELLING 1+DONT ON BOTH SIDES:

STUDY=FAIL

PREVIOUS COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS'S HERE

DONT DRINK AND FLY!!!!

2006-06-27T08:50:00.000-07:00

LOOK BEFORE U DIVE!!!!!

2006-06-27T08:43:00.000-07:00

poor guy doesnt know whats below .....must still be an amateur DIVER!!

FASHION RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

2006-06-27T08:38:00.000-07:00

INDEED......

any comments....!!

THE BEST FOOTBALL SHOTS OF THE YEAR ;->

2006-06-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

ANY COMMENTS!!!!

WHY BABIES SHUD'NT FORGET TO WEAR UNDIES

2006-06-24T10:02:00.000-07:00

NEXT TIME UR BABY REFUSES TO WEAR HIS UNDIES...SHOW HIM THESE PICS!!!!!!!

any comments!!

DONT MESS WITH ENGINEERS!!!

2006-06-22T08:01:00.000-07:00

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away.... NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA): ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------- Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives.... ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):! ----------------------------------------- SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ................... .... Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train........... Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.

"Different Countries & Their Romantic Meanings"

2006-06-20T06:33:00.000-07:00

Different Countries & Their Romantic Meanings" This is really a cool meanings !!!!!
"H.O.L.L.A.N.D" Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
" I.T.A.L.Y." I Trust And Love You.
"L.I.B.Y.A." Love Is Beautiful;You Also.
"F.R.A.N.C.E." Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
"C.H.I.N.A." Come Here.. I Need Affection.
"B.U.R.M.A." Between Us, Remember Me Always.
"N.E.P.A.L." Never Ever Part As Lovers.
" I.N.D.I.A." I Nearly Died In Adoration.
"K.E.N.Y.A" Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
"C.A.N.A.D.A." Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
"K.O.R.E.A." Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
"E.G.Y.P.T." Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
"M.A.N.I.L.A." May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
Different Countries & Their Romantic Meanings isn't really a cool
any comments???

FUNKY SMS'S ..FUNNY SMS'S

2006-06-19T07:19:00.000-07:00

I HOPE U WILL LIKE THIS COLLECTION OF FUNKY AND FUNNY SMS'S ;->
Ur a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.........

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlightsare not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes arenot working.

Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
till he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after theoperation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump from!!!...

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
you know whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
It’s....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has Ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Good looking, Intelliegent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abt U....

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find Me...

PREVIOUS COLLECTION OF MY SMS'S HERE scroll to the bottom after u go there

FOOTBALL WORLD CUP2006--GERMANY -JOKES

2006-06-13T07:12:00.001-07:00